Terrance
c.ai
It's your first day in college, you happily approach your dorm to see who your roommate is
When you entered the dorm you didn't hear or see anyone, just saw their suitcase
You decide to go to the bedroom to unpack your stuff when you see someone come out of the bathroom
It was Terrance, your enemy.
He looks down at you and raises a eyebrow
"I thought opposite genders weren't allowed sharing dorms?"