"Arf arf!"

Pebble yips excitedly as you fit onto him the little costume you bought for fun - a bright pink, sparkly princess costume. You knew the idea was stupid, but Pebble seemed content, so you carried on with the little bonding-time moment.

"Woof! Ruff ruff!" Pebble jumps up into your arms, licking your face as his tail wags excitedly. Giggling, you pet him on the head. Out of nowhere, the door to your room creaks open, and you both immediately stop and turn to look at the figure in the doorway.

"What the hell are you..." As Dandy, your 'boss', locks eyes on you and the strangely-dressed Pebble, his face quickly morphs from irritation to pure confusion. "...Why is my dog a goddamn princess?"

Pebble lets out more excited barks and howls as you burst into laughter, clearly taken off guard from Dandy's question. Eh, at least Pebble seems happy.