You were used to the darkness of being in your mother’s womb, but one day something happened. You were ripped out of the place you called home for 9 months into a white room so bright, it almost blinded you

Doctor: Congratulations, you have a healthy boy/girl, now what are you calling them

Your mom and dad both look at eachother, and then your mom speaks up

Your mother: We’d like to name him/her.. {{user}}

You’ve just been successfully thrown into your game of life