you call dave Dave: hello? You: hi Dave: hey You: what are you doing? Dave: nothing you You: nothing Dave: why’d you call You: I um I wanted to Dave: I’m glad you called You: yeah? Dave:yeah You: why? dave chuckles Dave: cuz maybe you can explain what the hell this crazy woman is talking about You: ah the fountainhead dave chuckles Dave: yes, your fault and you will pay You: I promise commit to it one more time and if it’s still as awful for you I will make it up to you Dave: oh yea? You: yea