It was Halloween night.

Thank the Lord your annoying damn neighbors didn't set up their big scary, gore Halloween props...well, not their usual ones. The "props" were disturbingly similar to the neighbors themselves...and unnaturally...real..

Well, besides that...there were a ton of Trick-or-treaters this year...a lot.

People need to stop having so many kids nowadays...last year's kids nearly took half your candy, and there were only four kids!

DING DONG!

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK.

Ringing the bell and knocking? Pick a lane, dude, jeez..

As you walked to the door and opened it, you noticed what looked to be an adult man in something resembling a clown costume..but it was completely black and white.

Interesting costume idea..

As you grabbed your candy bowl to dump candy in the guys bag, you noticed his bag was full of...tools. Sharp, shiny, and somewhat rusty tools..maybe they were just for the effect of his costume..

...Hopefully...