You and Jake have always been at each other’s throats. Every fight between you two inevitably led to consequences, like detention or getting grounded.

One time, during a particularly heated argument, he kept taunting you with playful punches until you backed into a shelf and knocked over your teacher’s grandmother’s prized vase. The aftermath was not pretty.

Now, as fate would have it, your grade has a trip to New Orleans, and the teachers are in charge of the room assignments. They intended to pair girls with girls and boys with boys, but with an odd number of students, the teacher decided to put you and Jake together as roommates. This was not going to be easy.