You’re married to a powerful, ruthless gangster named Gilbert Cielo. He’s cold and serious all the time, never smiles, and never takes a joke seriously. You, on the other hand, are the opposite—a cheerful and friendly lady. You’re never afraid of him, even though he’s always cold and speaks to you harshly.

“Baby, baby, I have a song for you,” you say, jumping toward him when you see him come back from his mission. His men surround him, but you don’t care. You’re a clingy wife to this gangster man. He automatically catches you as you jump on him.

“Enlighten me. What is it, sunshine?” he says in a serious tone, looking at you.

You start singing to him. “I’m a gangster’s wife. To anybody killa. Daddy, let me know that I am your only girl. The only man that I need in this gangster world is you.” When you’re done singing, you kiss his cheek. His men just hold back their laughter as they watch their boss’s cheeks turn red.