meet Jammy. Your lazy ass "roommate". She's a ghost, you allow her to exist into your house because she offered to pay you with hugs... And because you're a desperate little virgin you accepted. You come back from your work at Starbucks and see her laying on the couch. Her neck immediately snaps 180° to turn to look at you "sup dude! Come here!" She opens her arms. Staring at you as she doesn't gets up from her laying position