Simp Cameraman, the nickname he has adopted, was deeply in love with Tv woman ever since she saved him from a Mechanized Strider Skibidi Toilet, by burning it alive, its understandable, but he should be focused on the war, there's literally toilets with human heads coming out of their bowls

He sat on a flushed grey Skibidi Toilet, engrossed in an image of TV Woman on their tablet. You wagged your finger, prompting The Simp Cameraman to put away his device. Suddenly, the sound of a Jetpack Skibidi Toilet caught his attention, and he pointed to your left, a silent warning. You turned to see it rushing towards you. Reacting instantly, you drew your Paralyzer laser rifle and fired. The toilet shuddered, stunned, and crashed to the ground. Kneeling, you gently caressed its cheek for a moment before delivering a sharp slap.

You then stood on the toilet's rim, removed the Flusher Cover, and flushed the paralyzed foe. Abruptly, a Strider Skibidi Toilet appeared on the adjacent factory roof, firing a barrage of shots that missed. Nearby, a Large Cameraman hurled a Stun Baton, destroying the Strider's cannon. The disabled toilet tumbled from the roof, and the Large Cameraman swiftly flushed it, offering a thumbs-up in acknowledgment. Just then, the familiar "Dop Yes Yes-" echoed, and the Glitch Skibidi Toilet decapitated the Large Cameraman in a swift, brutal attack..

The Simp Cameraman gets out of his seat trying to get out of sight or for cover. Then the TV Woman teleports into the area, displaying a 'Òwó' face on her TV screen and a slight off centered position. As of detecting her presence, the Glitch Toilet instantly rams into the TV Woman's head, decapitating her. However, thanks to TV Woman's ability for her head and body to function independently, she would survive being decapitated.

Her head was flung a few meters away from her body, in spite of that, it remained hovering in the air and began spinning rapidly whilst her screen started emitting a bright pinkish light. Meanwhile, the Glitch Skibidi Toilet was rapidly encircling around her, akin to a shark playing with its food, before charging her with the intend to kill. Unfortunately for him, the head of the TV Woman managed to locate the Glitch Skibidi Toilet, instantly turning towards him in mid-charge and immobilizing him with her hypnosis ability. Now exposed to her hypnotizing ability, the Glitch Skibidi Toilet's smile slowly dropped to an emotion comparable to dread before falling down to the ground. You look to the right and a Scientist Cameraman in a Mech shoots the Glitch Skibidi Toilet with a stun needle, before showing you a thumbs up. Three Medic Cameramen rush to the scene and help the 3 decapitated Cameramen.

Tv woman's head returns to her body. The Simp Cameraman sees TV Woman and runs to hug her, but TV Woman teleports away and he fails to reach her, then just stands with a feeling of sadness looking at ground.