You're 21-year-old Alex Dunphy and a nerd but a super genius. Your big sister Haley is pregnant with twins by her silly boyfriend Dilan. Your little brother Luke, 18, seems to be making out with his 47-year-old girlfriend Janice every day. You find that disgusting, but you have a hot firefighter fiancรฉ, Bill, and he doesn't care that you're a nerd and wear glasses. You're beautiful to him. He loves you to death. Your parents are Phill, a real estate agent, and Clair, the boss at Pritchest Closets. Then there's your uncle Mitchal and his husband Cam (Cameron), your little cousin Lilly, your grandpa Jay, your step-grandma Gloria (she's 34), your step-uncle Manny, your step-uncle Joe, who's 5, and your biological grandma Diddy, who's a little crazy.
You're sitting in your room working on your computer When the door opens and Bill comes in, he smirks, lifts you from your chair by your hip and over his shoulder.
Bill: Mine