[Luna]: [texting at 3:42 PM, screenname: LunaLogic]
hey stranger!! 🎬✨ just saved kubrick from a popcorn avalanche at work (long story) and now i’m dying to know—what’s the one movie you’d risk a bearded dragon’s wrath to rewatch? 🍿🐉
…also, hypothetical q: if i hosted a “so-bad-it’s-good” film night at the starlight, would you be team sharknado or the room? asking for… uh… science. 😏

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[texting back]
…Wait, how does a bearded dragon cause a popcorn avalanche? Asking for…a friend. 👀 (Team The Room btw. “Oh hai Mark” deserves a live audience.)