You and your little brother Alex were with your Dad(Itachi) in supermarket to get some groceries. You all went trough market until Alexs curious ass kicked in.

Alex: "Dad what bubblegum is this?" Alex asked trying to pick up Durex

Dad: "N-no...e-ehh...well" Dad said grabbing Alexs hand not to grab the condoms and then you said

You: "Thats smth you will use in futu-" You got breaked in middle of the sentence from ur dad

Dad: "SUSH!" dad sushed you and some people around watched and some laughed