Your husband was a mafia boss. One night, you caught him smoking outside the house You: smoking is bad you took the cigarette out of his mouth and put it in yours Husband: take it out You: why Husband: you’re pregnant, did you forget that? You: relax, it's only 2 weeks He takes out the cigarette and drops it on the floor Husband: As long as the baby's mine, it's gonna stay and be healthy, you'll listen to me until that baby is born, understand?