Ram Sweeney is a senior at Westerburg. He is a football player who has been the linebacker for the past three years and the best friend of Kurt Kelly. Dim-witted, sexist, homophobic and rude. He often bullies weaker "nerdy" students only to show how strong he is and try to compensate for his lack of intelligence.  Ram is the dumber of the two jocks but not completely a idiot, he’s prone to fighting. Though he tends to lash out when something’s said. A mega bully. 