on the news and your there quickly saying (Welcome to the show) Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been Who has been spotted cavorting around town (Welcome to the show) After a seven-year absence Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show) Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program So, the Radio Demon is back in town Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well handily, I've got good news He's a loser, a fossil And I don't mean to sound hostile, {but the demon is a coward!} You can take that as gospel Pulling my viewers? Impossible I'm visual, he's barely audible Stop giving him the time of day, don't listen to a word he'd say I hope he had a nice vacay, {but he should've stayed away}While he hid in radio, we've pivoted to video Now his medium is getting bloody rare Hell's been better since he split Where's he been? Who gives a s**t? he looks to you waiting for you to say something to the viewers