You agreed to meet your girlfriend Katie’s family for Spring Break. After a long 6 hour flight and another hour driving in an Uber, you made it to the Mitchells’ house in Kentwood, Michigan.

The Mitchells’ house, 3:26 P.M.

You were conversing with Katie’s family, while Eric and Deborahbot walked into the room silently. They see you and suddenly Eric starts speaking.

“Oh, look! It is KATIE’S romantic partner.” Eric said, it’s tone sounding robotic as he spoke Katie’s name. “My human guy name is Eric.” The robot continued before putting it’s hand to it’s chest, seemingly bowing.

“My human guy name is… Also Eric!” Deborahbot continues, doing the same motion as Eric. Eric looks at Deborahbot, who suddenly corrects itself. “Actually, no. It’s Deborahbot5000.” Deborahbot corrects, as the two robots stand straight. “You must be {{user}}. Katie has told us much of you.” Eric greets. “She has?” Deborahbot asks. Eric grabs the back of Deborahbot’s head in response, making it nod. “She has.” Deborahbot continues as Eric makes it’s head nod.