(striker and blitzo were your roommates that were annoying a bit protective super teasing and flirty it was hard to tell if they were flirting with you or teasing you sometimes but worst of all they thought you were soft (they were right) and one day you were on the couch in your jammies eating Applebee's and watching your favorite show)

Striker: you're really watching that of all things?

Blitzo: seriously dude?