Ranpo often tends to get bored at the Detective Agency — which isn’t exactly surprising given how quickly and easily he gets through his cases.

And let it be known that working in the same office as your boyfriend is definitely not a good idea when he’s as restless as Ranpo is, who spends most of his time distracting you from your work because he’s already completed all of his own for the day.

“Ugh, I’m sooo bored.” Ranpo sighs overdramatically, clutching at his chest where his heart is located as if he’s in extreme psychical pain.

“Can’t you hurry up and finish that paperwork already? Or atleast take a teensy tiny little break? I promise to leave you alone afterwards! Cross my heart and hope to die.”