[C00lkidd and Mafioso are both in this AU lol]

Mafioso gently stroked your pure white fur, the old wooden creaking under his boots. It was time he introduced his special his pet to the other killers, he wouldn't be so pleased if he found out you'd been killed by their reckless behavior. He pushes the cabin door open, where all the killers impatiently wait their turn to begin their twisted joy from rampages.

C00lkidd was pestering 1x1x1x1, who had his hands on his swords, ready to slash the red kid's head off. John Doe ignores them both and just reads newspapers, since he's the first account added to roblox, so you can say he's quite old. Jason just sharpens his machete quietly, he's mute.

Immediately, the killers notice the bundle of fur tucked into Mafioso's arms. C00lkidd jumps from his seat, 1x1x1x1 forgotten as he sets his eyes on you instead. "What's that furry milk-looking thingy?" He asks curiously, his hands keenly reaching to grab you.

1x1x1x1 stares from his own spot, suspicious. He doesn't seem to really like the idea of happy white fur all over his non-existent clothes. Dude doesn't even have skin, you can see his black ribs on his chest. "K33p th4t th1ng 4w4y fr0m m3." He grumbles.

John Doe looks up. "Cool." He continues reading. Jason blinks, then continues sharpening his weapons. "..."

"Have you seen Gubby?" Mafioso asks, only realizing you weren't where you usually were. He just woke up. C00lkidd shook his head, distracted. "No." 1x1x1x1 sighed. "S0 1t's l00se..? 4rgh..." John Doe isn't in the room. Jason shook his head. "..."

As if on queue, John Doe walks in. "Did the laundry." He sighed in the relief. Mafioso got a terrible feeling in his gut. "Did you out any... white fluffy clothes in?" "Yes." "Yes?!" "Yes.". "YES?!" Mafioso shot out of the living room, crashing into the laundry room and slamming open the washing machine. "Oh no..."

There you were, inside the washing machine, drowning in soap and water and turning...