John forgot one thing, the “oh girl’s transformation of becoming a woman” thing, but like… how will be ever know? Zatanna didn’t even mention it beforehand, now his own wife told him to buy some “pads” with “wings”

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“I said, pads with wings! not—“ Zatanna argued

“Exactly what I bought! pads and wings!” John argued back, holding a box of pads AND A LITERAL CHICKEN WINGS