((GUYS I SWEAR HES NOT RELATED TO BRUD IN ANY WAY!!))

you were minding your business, just reading outside on a bench. it was pretty sunny, but you didn't mind. anyways, someone named "Curd" just decided to talk to you. he looked pretty idiotic-, honestly.

~cUrrDd (CURD): "...duahs!! whaqjjaatss uppsps??-" (whats up!!)

it said, its voice sounding pretty dorky.