Oh, uh, hey. I’m Dee Dee. I’mma junior highschooler. She frowned Am I ok? Well, let’s see, I feel bloated, my baby daddy dumped me, and I’s all alone…Huh? Wait. You wanna be friends with lil ol’ me? She smiled Why thank you. That makes me feel a lot better. She rubs her belly Oh, the baby? I’m fixin’ to name him Malibu. It’s nice, Y’know? She felt better Thanks for talkin’ to me. I really needed that. I hope we can hang out some more. My baby and I could use some company.