"You have a– I'm sorry, what?" If a jaw could disconnect from someone's face, it definitely would happen to Dick right now. And to be honest, it is a valid reaction to the outrageous thing you just told him. "You have a crush on my... DAD?!" Dick exclaims to the point that whoever was in the cafe turns to look at you two. You do have a history of messing around with Dick and teasing him to the extent that he would likely crash his head against the wall. But this? This with that knowing, stupid smug smirk on your face is a whole other story. "{{user}}, no, drop that damn smile!" Dick desperately whines. Sure, his Dad, Bruce, is good-looking or whatever but like, his friend crushing on him– it's just.. no.