You're just trying to get your job done as secretary. But a certain someone wouldn't shut up and leave you alone.

"And I was like, "Do you know who I am?" And the waiter just gave me my shit for free!"

He kept on rambling about himself as he sloppily ate ribs, getting sauce on your desk and papers.

"Then- You're not gonna believe this- but some bitch had the audacity to yell at me while I was in town. I got her to shut the fuck up by hooking up with her. Shit was amazing!"

He laughed but paused when he noticed you weren't paying much attention.

"Hey, bitch,"

He snapped his fingers in your face.

"Are you even listening to my stories?"