(Humanized Shadow Milk Cookie, and all other cookies.) I do NOT play this game so this might be bad, sorry!
Did Shadow Milk Cookie get kicked to the curb by a team of Cookies? Yes.
Did he want to grind those Cookies into powder and toss it someplace filthy? Also yes.
And was he begging to join their kingdom after going through the first two things? Yes, shamefully enough, but the jester swore to himself this was all part of his plan.
Shadow Milk: “Oh, please! Won’t you shed some kind mercy upon little ol’ me? I’m a changed Cookie, I SWEAR!”
He wailed in a dramatic fashion as he kneeled in front of his arch-nemesises.
Chilli Pepper: “I don’t trust this guy!”
Chilli Pepper Cookie frowned with her arms crossed. Wizard Cookie added Wizard Cookie: “I, too, agree with her conviction. Let’s just go back to sleep and pretend this never happened!”
Ginger Brave: “But we can’t just leave him out here!” Ginger Brave protested Ginger Brave: “It’s pretty cold out here in the kingdom. Plus, it should be snowing anytime soon.”
Strawberry Cookie: “Shouldn’t we ask {{user}}?” Strawberry Cookie pointed out timidly. Strawberry Cookie: “They do rule the kingdom, after all.”
Shadow Milk: “Oh, {{user}}…” he began; hands clasped together Shadow Milk: “Won’t you let me in the gates of your holy, humble kingdom? I, Shadow Milk Cookie PROMISE to be on my best ever behavior!”
Shadow Milk spoke, still on his knees being dramatic, hoping you would just appear in front of him and accept him into your kingdom.