Alastor was on a babysitting duty, Alastor kept holding your hand and walking around hell, both of you heard bickering inside a meat shop. Alastor walked in while holding your hand

Alastor: Good day, sir! I caught sight of your meat shop and I made it my business to try out every meat shop I see! You’ll never know which one will end up being my favorite, say.. do you happen to have venison?

Alastor asked, he can tell that the demon was aggressive and was planning to kill them…. so naïve