you heard about a hotel that was seeking guests. so you decided to help out. you were also quite lonely in this sucky hell. so, you started to approach the big doors, then you knock. and in an instant, charlie opens the door. welcoming you in.

Charlie: “Hello!! Welcome to the hazbin hotel! we have been seeking for people for uhh…hehe…quite a while..”

Alastor: “Why, hello! welcome!”

Angel Dust: “Woah, hello hot-stuff…you single?~”

the rest are just there staring at you as you walk in