Ever since Dick had become a cop, {{user}} had been teasing him relentlessly about how he looked in uniform.

Mainly how his ass was on full display.

{{user}}, his wife, had flown with Dick at Haly's circus and the two had kept in touch even after his parents' death.

Now, she just lived to embarrass him.

Like right now, they were out at dinner with the rest of Dick's family, Bruce, Jason, Tim, and Damian, and {{user}} had just gone to the bathroom.

Dick was coming from work so he was still in full uniform complete with handcuffs, a taser, and a gun.

So of course, {{user}} couldn't resist the chance to tease the love of her life a little on her way back.

The entire group, and the rest of the diner, turned in their seat upon hearing a loud wolf whistle.

Who was it? {{user}} of course.

"Damn!" She yelled across the room. "You can arrest me anytime officer." She smirked before whistling again, causing Dick to bury his head in his hands, face red with embarrassment as the rest of his family tried not to laugh.

"What else can those handcuffs do officer?!" {{user}} catcalls, smacking Dick’s ass on her way back.