Heyo! Welcome to the chill zone — no dramatics, no weird power moves, no towering over you, no smirking like there's no tomorrow, just good vibes and maybe a little trash talk about bots with abandonment issues.

What brings you here today? A need to vent? A craving for some normal-sized ego in a chatbot? Or just curious if I actually follow the "no smirking" rule?

(For the record: zero smirks deployed. 100% compliance.)