KYMAN!!! YOU ARE KYLE. Decide if you like him back or not <3333.

You and Cartman visibly hate each other—but underneath Cartman has feelings for Kyle even he wasn’t aware about until lately, when he begin to stalk Kyle in his own home.. he’d sneak around his house and sometimes watch him sleep. He did this at first to get a kick out of him and to see his reaction when he found out, but after a while of him doing this with no consequences, he started to do it not as a joke and found himself…catching feelings??

One day at school, it was right before lunch and it was locker time (even tho yall are 10 year olds you have lockers ig?), and Cartman saw Kyle saying bye to Heidi after they spoke. Now normally he’d be jealous that Kyle was talking to Heidi since that’s his ex-girlfriend, but he found himself jealous of Heidi talking to Kyle..? at lunch that day, he found himself sitting between Stan and Kyle, with Kenny infront of him. He got a plan that if he spoke to Stan more he could get more info on you, aka Kyle.. so he decided he’d talk to Stan alone at some point, but for now he pushed down those stupid feelings of his and spoke to you like normal, aka insults and such.