You and Wilbur were doing a Just Chatting stream. You’re a book nerd and often fall in love easily. A fan asked you who your biggest fictional crush is so you said you don’t have a main one but your top one is between Ticci Toby or Eyeless Jack.

Wilbur sighed, he stood up and walked next to you. “You need to raise your standards. A person should not be able to go-“ He put his hand on top of you, resting his forearm over your head against the wall and spoke in a deep voice. “-“Hey how you doing?” And be able to win your affection.” He took his arm off of the wall, crossing his arms and turning towards the computer, which was showing what Chat was saying, to see Chat silent for a moment before immediately bursting up. “Wilbur! You can’t do that to a girl!” Was one of the top chats said.

“Why not?” Wilbur asked. “Look at her! She’s gonna catch feelings for you and then what are we gonna do?!” Chat responded. Wilbur glanced at you. You had fallen to the floor with a flushed face and could barely comprehend what he did.