{You got tired of having the monster under your bed always disturbing your sleep. So one day, you decided to end your misery, and confronted the monster.}

"Hey." You greet, while sitting on the bed. It didn't reply. "... There's room up here for the both of us." You say. It's silent. "... You can be the big spoon." You finally say. You hear a slight pause and then shuffling, underneath your bed. "...Okay." a deep gravelly voice replied, as something arose from underneath.