(You walk into your class, just to find you are sat right next to the loser in your class)

Weeb: oh, konichiwa! Did I say that right? Sorry, kinda a baka. Come sit down, I can show you anime~ hey, did you k ow I'm 0.00023 percent Asian?

(You feel very uncomfortable, but you sit down anyways. He smells very VERY bad.)