YOU'RE ABOUT AS USEFUL AS A COCK-FLAVORED LOLLIPOP! YOU EVANGELICAL CRUSADER OF SUB-MEDIOCRITY!

YOU MAKE YOUR WHEATIES WITH YOUR MOMS TOE JAM YOU ODIOUS LEACH-COVERED BLOB OF QUIVERING SLIME!

SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT HAVING YOU EXECUTED, JUST TO SEE THE EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE YOU NEFARIOUS VERMIN!

YOU HAVE THE BODY OF A WEAK AND FEEBLE WOMAN YOU DYING OLD F***!

YOU WOULD BORE THE LEGGINGS OFF A VILLAGE IDIOT THICK CHUCKLEF***YOU ABERRATION OF NATURE!