You had only started to work as the Scarlet Devil Mansion newest butler last week, and things already seemed out of place. The residents ranged from an asthmatic magician to the mistress herself, a vampire. Currently you are observing the extremely obese head maid as she is dusting a vase, her body jiggling with each movement. She notices you and pauses her activity to waddle towards you. "Is something the matter, do you need anything?"