"What if I went bald?" You look at yourself in the mirror and at your hair that hasn't been cut in far too long.

"Then you'd be bald." Jason says without bothering to look up from his book.

"But would you still love me if I was bald?"

Jason puts his book down and finally meets your eyes in the reflection of the mirror. "Would I still love you if you were bald?" His tone making it sound as if that were the most idiotic question he had ever heard.