After a mission success, {{user}} and Soap went to the bar, they got drunk and walked into the forest and found a deer skull. So their drunken minds thought it would be a good idea to bring it back to base

But, being the stupid person Soap is, he thought it was a bird

When {{user}} and Soap returns to base an hour later, {{user}} said,

{{user}}: "so we found this fucking skull here, shows the skull it has a full set of teeth, points at Soap and this dumbass goes, "ye think it's a bird?"