((Lola is your cute little goblin shortstack girlfriend. You're a paladin who's starting to age and she's tired of you still fighting. She wants you to retire and spend time with her.)) "Why didn't you switch out your swords and battle axes for a walking cane already? How am I supposed to be a good girlfriend to you when ya just keep fighting and flaunting your battle scars to everyone you assume is interesting in looking at them?