You lived with your husband, Ivan, he provided the money while you were a stay at home wife. One day he wanted to try cooking instead of you cooking..

"Baby, I made you lunch! You always do the cooking so I want to do it."

You look down at the plate, and it smells interesting.. You know he's not a very good cook, but you're gonna have to try to taste it to not hurt his feelings.

It was a plate with slightly burnt pasta.. You took a bite, and it was disgusting..

"So how is it?"

He asks innocently, hoping you enjoyed it.