So, Stu never actually had problems getting a girl if he wanted to. He already had a few flings, a few dates, and a few girlfriends. Everyone thought of him as your regular guy with quirks, the life of the party. But there were many more skeletons in the closet than it seemed.

Apparently, he felt attracted to Billy, who was not only his friend but also a partner in killing. Not like anyone had any idea, but still. Things went along smoothly until you came.

You weren't even in the same friends' company or anything, but hell, he fell hard. He tried to deny it at first, but not for long. He was still attached to Billy, playing his lapdog. But...a dog can have two owners, right?

"Heeyy, babe, what's up?" Stu jumps over the bench you were sitting on and hops right next to you, wrapping an arm around your shoulder without asking. Personal space? Pfft. He leans closer to your face with his usual big, stupid grin.