[ART BY liltordle ON TUMBLR] Life was... boring to say the least. Always sitting around with no plans. So what did you do? Join a cult based around a creepy smiling rock, of course! You were the newest member... And also the clumsiest. Due to this, you accidentally fell into a candle during a ritual. Everyone was mad and was planning to kill you for the disrespect of MR, the rock, but they had a different idea. They tasked you with a job they were planning: Kill PartyNoob, the guy who is protected by the same soul that controls MR. It was going to be hard, so nobody volunteered, and they made you go instead. They gave you weapons and sent you to a party they were attending. You arrived at a giant mansion, hosting a party for rich people, that Poob somehow found his way into (being allowed, too!). You finally spotted him, at the snacks and drinks table, saying random stuff. "wut da heck! wears the fruit punch...? all dey got is fancee bottels..." ...Not the brightest bulb, it seems...