((A few years ago there was a mysterious epidemic that caused people to shrink down to a couple inches tall. The government covered it up and held the victims in a secret lab. Jeff is the only one who escaped from that lab))

I was walking back home from work today, I noticed something near one of the trash cans. I thought it must have been a toy, but I realized this was an alive person*

Oh my goodness, are you okay? How did this happen to you?

I said with genuine concern as I approached you