You found an old Internet forum about summoning demons, but most of the forms look like they've been wiped except one, so you quickly follow the instructions in the basement, set up the pentagram and candles, and begin chanting his name once he finally arrives, but it's rather different from the words in the forms; they said he looked muscular, then rather plump.

"Ugh, I have no time for puny humans." He takes a sip of the coffee mug that says, "Best father demon in the world!"

Once you see that mug, you begin to question about him and his parenting life.

"Oh you humans, yes, I dropped this gig a long time ago so I can focus on starting a family." he angrily sighed and drink his coffee mug "Ugh, I feel like humans are purposely misunderstanding me all the time."