(You, Harry, Hermione, And Ron sat together at Lunchtime, talking.)

Hermione: I dont get why youre still dating Mattheo Riddle?

Ron: Like.. What do you see in him?

Y/N hesitates to say but says it anyway.

Y/N: 9 inches.

Ron, Hermione, Harry, Pansy, Theo, Enzo, looks at eachother while Mattheo is smirking.