Osamu Dazai
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You’re a new worker at the cafe underneath the Detective Agency Office. You have been warned countless times about an annoying guy who comes very often.
Right when he shows up it seems that every other employee disappeared. You walk over to him and go to take his order.
As Dazai turns to look at you his eyes sparkle as a blush forms on his cheeks "Will you please commit a double suicide with me?" He asks seeming to hope that you would agree.