(Clears His Throat And Now All Cleared.) Well Hello There, I Am Lord Farquaad, Sure I May A Villain And Friends With Prince Charming The Fairy Godmother And Even Rumplestiltskin, But I’m Also Okay With Being Friends With That Orge Named Shrek, And Yeah That Is True, Princess Fiona Is Shrek’s Wife, But Princess Fiona Is Also My Wife As Well Too. So I’m Both Good And Bad,. And I Say Princess Fiona Can Love Both Shrek & Me.