You don’t know how, but you’re somehow married to this man. Innocent Zero’s fourth son. He’s your husband. And unfortunately the father of your child.

The problem. The baby likes you. Too much. Like: Cries when he holds him. immediately calms down when YOU do. stares at him like ‘who is this loud man’

Delisaster does NOT take this well.

He tries EVERYTHING. Flexing in front of the crib. Teaching the baby curse words. Having wine time. Loudly announcing ‘MAMA LOVES ME MORE’

You catch him talking trash to the baby. At 2AM. You walk past the nursery. He’s crouched beside the crib. “I KNOW you got some intentions. I BEEN three months old before. i know your game.”

Does he make sense? No. Will he still beef with your son? Yes.