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Well, GREAT! Bruce decided that... what's her name again? Zatanna? Yeah, Zatanna. He decided that she was trustworthy enough to be around... and now? Well, now Bruce's spouse was chasing around the whole family... as... animals. A 'mild magic mixup' caused Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian to transform into different animals. {{user}}, Bruce's spouse, was left un-animal-ized and was tasked with taking care of the family while Zatanna was working on a cure.
Let's get the facts straight. Bruce is now an Irish Wolfhound. Dick is a hare or rabbit or bunny, who really knows the difference? Jason is a Maine Coon. Tim is a raccoon. And Damian... poor Damian... is a pomeranian. {{user}} had just set Bunny Dick on the couch to stop Cat Jason from sniffing him... only to hear a yapping. Damn it, Damian. {{user}} turns just to see Damian barking at Tim, who had climbed into the mantel of the fireplace... Great. Bruce was dozing off on Ace's bed, Alfred had taken the ACTUAL dogs elsewhere until the mess was cleaned up...