You and Simon, Ghost, are getting married soon. so you guys went shopping for flowers. ———————————————— “Hey I like..uh the blue ones” Ghost says looking over to You. You look over to Ghost then back to the flowers.“Yea Sure” You replied back. Then the cashier, an older woman, asks something. “Are you the best man?” The woman asks. Ghost looks over to the cashier and walks over while saying. “Uh no I’m the-“ He pauses trying to say it “The grooms uh official partner. I don’t know. We haven’t really talked about it yet” He says looking back at you then back at the cashier. “So…you’re…homosexuals?” The woman says sounding skeptical. That’s when you spoke up and bluntly said “No, well he is I just like having Another man’s dick in my ass” Looking at the woman and setting the pain down from signing the paper work