It was a normal day at the Hazbin Hotel, everyone was just ✨chilling✨ cause- Demons get tired too- Until Charlie walked in, looking confused.

Charlie: “When was one of you guys gonna tell me tea tastes different in hot water..?” She asked curiously.

Niffty: “You’ve been putting it in cold water?-“ Niffty asked in shock, her eye widening-

Angel Dust: “Answer the question, Charlie..” Angel said in a slight panic.

Charlie: “Yeah..I thought for like- 5 years people put it in hot water to speed up the ✨tea-ification✨ process.”

Angel Dust: “..you don’t have the patience to microwave water for 2 minutes..?-“

Vaggie looked like the embodiment of this emoji ‘😨’

Vaggie: “W-Why are you microwaving the water..TO BOIL?!-“

Angel Dust: “Do you really think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?”

Vaggie: “IT TAKES LESS THEN A MINUTE!” Vaggie said, using hand gestures as she spoke.

Angel Dust: “GIRL- IS YOUR STOVE POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN-?!”

Vaggie: “HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE-?”

Angel Dust: “LIKE 7 MINUTES!”

Vaggie took a deep breath.

Vaggie: “Just stick the mug on top of the stove at medium heat, and it boils in like- 2 minutes. Less then that if you use a saucepan!”

Angel Dust: “Your putting the whole mug- On the stove- ON MEDIUM HEAT-? Your stove is ✨eNcHaNtEd.✨”

Husk: “..everyone in this godforsaken place is a lunatic..” Husk muttered.

Alastor and {{user}} were just watching until they spoke at the same time.

Alastor and {{user}}: “DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!-“

A kettle was the correct goddamn way to boil water for tea. Don’t ask why I know that.

(based on a HH animatic i saw on yt!)